Finally going somewhere in scotland that has high hopes for a “tan”, Ayreshire on the west coast can and will be my saviour for all things waterloo. As i sit here thinking about how this is biblical, full second day of sunshine here in Peebles, just outside of Edinburgh, i cannot wait for a full five days of no technology and just the coast, actually buying a bathingsuit for this shyt. Speaking of biblical strawberries and cream/ice cream (not whipped suckas) is the best thing ever, apparently these bad boys are famous for having swag worldwide. Major downside numero uno, not sharing this religious experience with the other two parts of the trifecta. Along with major downsides having a brah stuck in the back of your head but at the front of your thoughts can be put into the same category, blast you saturday night shenanigans. But that is a whole disfunctional story all together so fingers crossed for a successful european trip (paris, brussels, amsterdam, luxembourg), and note to self stay away from nuggs.